vomitpink: oh my goddddddddddddddd
popdatpussyforagoon: cyberbullying is not a real crime, the crime was having your son be a bitch ass nigga
cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
really fucking mad.
But I would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun.– Jens Lekman (via modernhepburn)
I think that one of these days you’re going to have to find out where you want...– J.D. Salinger (via modernhepburn)
double-cheese-pizza: stop making the eyes at me i’ll stop making the eyes at you