June 2011
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LOL LEAVING FOR DC TONIGHT
i’m still in my pjs, i haven’t done the laundry, i haven’t cleaned my room, i haven’t picked out my clothes, i haven’t packed shit, and i still haven’t written or notarized the letter asking for my ticket upon arrest to be excused. LAWLAWLAWL
WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST SOON !!“11~~~~
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I’d create a strudel I could cuddle with.
– Ryan Reynolds on “Conan”
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You’re fifteen.. you could masturbate to a car accident.
– Ryan Reynolds on “Conan”
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